Post by yeathathero on Aug 5, 2007 3:34:56 GMT -5
Aight so most of you who know me know that my stories means its hella good to actually listen to and as much as i hate writing things out ill do it this once.
Friday twilight hour my friend recieves a message from chainheals to get on ventrillo and we get the information and figure hell its late my as well get into there and see whats up.
Task,Hero,Arglax,and one more person decide to switch to that channel i dont know who the guy is but his name was lol in vent followed by some guy named Sphenx
LOL: How the hell are all of you guys?
Hero: What up what up
Arglax: who are you
task: ......just quiet as always
LOL: Is that a black guy?
Hero: No its a white guy with a luther vandross deep voice
LOL: Shut UP Nigger
Hero: OH wow really he dropped the N word like that offends me.
LOL: Boy Go Pick me some cotton
Hero: OHHSA YESSA MASTA A MEEZ GOING TO GOS PICKSA COTTON FOR MASTA
LOL: ...
Sphenx: SO what guild are you guys from
Arglax: Your mom
Sphenx: funny
Hero: Naw where from the guild Unlited Dreams
LOL: SO yea i...
Hero: First off wait let me say this first for someone to come and drop the n bomb and think thats going to offend me your like 5 steps to low to be a pimp and second if your going to try and cuss somebody out dont use 5th grader bullshit cuz you will get corrected so bitch if you have anything else to say say it now*ran out of breath here so i had to take a breath*
LOL: No i was just going to ask you do you play baskettball
Hero: Yea i play baskettball, eat watermelon and chicken, and i have 12 inch penise
Arglax: I play your mom
LOL: No im being serious
Hero: i play football, baskettball why what does it matter
Lol: nothing nothin i snowboard
Sphenx: So whos task is she hot?
Hero: hell yea shes hot
Arglax: shes so hot that she melted her mic
Sphenx: so what she look like
Hero: Dude she looks just hella hot i mean she showed this pic from when she went swimming and she got like tripple D's and was just wearing a thing little cloth covering it up
Task: .....*CUSSING ME OUT IN GUILD CHAT*
Sphenx: Yea i would bang that
*time passed and it grew quiet*
they left and came back spamming us but we stayed true and claimed there vent as our own.
PART 2
Now i logged off and came back on and totally forgot that i had stayed and logged off in that ventrillo chat and was still logged into there when i came on i still thought i was in the old one.
The conversation that ensued was priceless.
Hero: Yo wats up people
Everyone:Yo
Hero: So whats everyone doing
Everyone: Nothing
Time passed then i realized that this was a mistake and i was in the wrong channel
Sphenx: Wats up people the gangsta mac is back
Hero: Oh rly
Sphenx: Do i know you?
Hero: No im sorry i just came in to talk to everyone
Sphenx: SO yea i just got banging this chick and she was totally
hot
Hero: Really wat was her name?
Sphenx: Ashley
Hero: oh ok so what did yall do
Sphenx: I said we banged
Hero: so did u wish for a girl and she showed up
Sphenx: Naw dog i get laid like everyday by a differnet girl
Sphenx: matta of fact i would bang Britney Spears
Hero: matta of fact let me ask this how did everyone lose there virginity
Everyone: DIFF THINGS prom/bowling alley/
Sphenx: Dude i went to the movies and like i cut the bottom out of the popcorn bowl and put my penis and like she gave me head through the popcorn bowl and like had popcorn butter all over her face.
Everyone: Quiet
Hero: Aight i had enough im going to go ahead and call you out ok check this First you probably have never been laid in your life you see you took that idea from Dave Chappele, 2 i bet your ass isnt even old enough to have grown hair on your balls so i know that you aint that old when your voice is higher pitched than a dayum 9 year old girl.
Sphenx: Man Fuck YOu i done plenty of shit in my life i got laid i got high i drink i done all that shit and you aint shit bitch.
BARTHOLOMEW!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: quiet
For a minute it was quiet and we were just kinda like laughing out
loud
And then we here alot of rustling and then it begins
Mrs. Bartholomew: Hello
Hero: Hi
Everyone: Hi
Mrs. Bartholowmew: Who are you people
Hero: Just people chillin in a talk room
Mrs. Bartholowmew: I dont appreciate the kind of talk going around my son
Hero: Oh Rly how old is your son
Mrs.B: He is only 12
Hero: Oh rly wats his name
Mrs.B: Bartholowmew Winston
Hero: Hahaha Oh Rly
Mrs.B: Yes really he goes to catholic school here
Hero: Im sorry to be nosey but where do you live
Mrs.B: We live in conneticut
Hero. Hahaha ok ok ok but mam im sorry to dissapoint you but your son isnt all that innocent you see he just got done telling us that he smoked weed and he drink and had plenty of sex matta of fact he told us he lost his virginity at a movie theater.
Mrs.B: BARTHOLOWMEW WINSTON GET YOUR ASS UPSTAIRS NOW
Everyone is dead laughing after that there was no more that could be done
Friday twilight hour my friend recieves a message from chainheals to get on ventrillo and we get the information and figure hell its late my as well get into there and see whats up.
Task,Hero,Arglax,and one more person decide to switch to that channel i dont know who the guy is but his name was lol in vent followed by some guy named Sphenx
LOL: How the hell are all of you guys?
Hero: What up what up
Arglax: who are you
task: ......just quiet as always
LOL: Is that a black guy?
Hero: No its a white guy with a luther vandross deep voice
LOL: Shut UP Nigger
Hero: OH wow really he dropped the N word like that offends me.
LOL: Boy Go Pick me some cotton
Hero: OHHSA YESSA MASTA A MEEZ GOING TO GOS PICKSA COTTON FOR MASTA
LOL: ...
Sphenx: SO what guild are you guys from
Arglax: Your mom
Sphenx: funny
Hero: Naw where from the guild Unlited Dreams
LOL: SO yea i...
Hero: First off wait let me say this first for someone to come and drop the n bomb and think thats going to offend me your like 5 steps to low to be a pimp and second if your going to try and cuss somebody out dont use 5th grader bullshit cuz you will get corrected so bitch if you have anything else to say say it now*ran out of breath here so i had to take a breath*
LOL: No i was just going to ask you do you play baskettball
Hero: Yea i play baskettball, eat watermelon and chicken, and i have 12 inch penise
Arglax: I play your mom
LOL: No im being serious
Hero: i play football, baskettball why what does it matter
Lol: nothing nothin i snowboard
Sphenx: So whos task is she hot?
Hero: hell yea shes hot
Arglax: shes so hot that she melted her mic
Sphenx: so what she look like
Hero: Dude she looks just hella hot i mean she showed this pic from when she went swimming and she got like tripple D's and was just wearing a thing little cloth covering it up
Task: .....*CUSSING ME OUT IN GUILD CHAT*
Sphenx: Yea i would bang that
*time passed and it grew quiet*
they left and came back spamming us but we stayed true and claimed there vent as our own.
PART 2
Now i logged off and came back on and totally forgot that i had stayed and logged off in that ventrillo chat and was still logged into there when i came on i still thought i was in the old one.
The conversation that ensued was priceless.
Hero: Yo wats up people
Everyone:Yo
Hero: So whats everyone doing
Everyone: Nothing
Time passed then i realized that this was a mistake and i was in the wrong channel
Sphenx: Wats up people the gangsta mac is back
Hero: Oh rly
Sphenx: Do i know you?
Hero: No im sorry i just came in to talk to everyone
Sphenx: SO yea i just got banging this chick and she was totally
hot
Hero: Really wat was her name?
Sphenx: Ashley
Hero: oh ok so what did yall do
Sphenx: I said we banged
Hero: so did u wish for a girl and she showed up
Sphenx: Naw dog i get laid like everyday by a differnet girl
Sphenx: matta of fact i would bang Britney Spears
Hero: matta of fact let me ask this how did everyone lose there virginity
Everyone: DIFF THINGS prom/bowling alley/
Sphenx: Dude i went to the movies and like i cut the bottom out of the popcorn bowl and put my penis and like she gave me head through the popcorn bowl and like had popcorn butter all over her face.
Everyone: Quiet
Hero: Aight i had enough im going to go ahead and call you out ok check this First you probably have never been laid in your life you see you took that idea from Dave Chappele, 2 i bet your ass isnt even old enough to have grown hair on your balls so i know that you aint that old when your voice is higher pitched than a dayum 9 year old girl.
Sphenx: Man Fuck YOu i done plenty of shit in my life i got laid i got high i drink i done all that shit and you aint shit bitch.
BARTHOLOMEW!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: quiet
For a minute it was quiet and we were just kinda like laughing out
loud
And then we here alot of rustling and then it begins
Mrs. Bartholomew: Hello
Hero: Hi
Everyone: Hi
Mrs. Bartholowmew: Who are you people
Hero: Just people chillin in a talk room
Mrs. Bartholowmew: I dont appreciate the kind of talk going around my son
Hero: Oh Rly how old is your son
Mrs.B: He is only 12
Hero: Oh rly wats his name
Mrs.B: Bartholowmew Winston
Hero: Hahaha Oh Rly
Mrs.B: Yes really he goes to catholic school here
Hero: Im sorry to be nosey but where do you live
Mrs.B: We live in conneticut
Hero. Hahaha ok ok ok but mam im sorry to dissapoint you but your son isnt all that innocent you see he just got done telling us that he smoked weed and he drink and had plenty of sex matta of fact he told us he lost his virginity at a movie theater.
Mrs.B: BARTHOLOWMEW WINSTON GET YOUR ASS UPSTAIRS NOW
Everyone is dead laughing after that there was no more that could be done